Vehicle: Hovercraft
Pogostick hovercraft   (+3)  [vote for, against]
Flatulency obscuration contrivance

Jump up and down on a bellows at the top, and pump air into the skirt at the bottom.
Air mostly escapes at the rear, to give a little forwards thrust.
The stick? Something to hang onto, and help lean from one side to the other to steer.

Rasssppp, Rasssppp, Rasssppp....
-- Ling, Nov 03 2005

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