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Police Siren Showerhead   (+2, -2)  [vote for, against]
A siren that parts your privacy.

This siren separates the private parts of your life from yourself by reminding you of the overbearing witness of interventionary authority. As air and water surge through it, the aerator pulses with amplitude.

Are the police really coming to get you for the leerings you are recalling in vivid detail, or do you just imagine they are to excite you because it also undermines their deterrence.
-- rcarty, Dec 11 2012

Reification_20of_20Power The sound of one hand clapping [spidermother, Dec 12 2012]

http://www.youtube....watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo [rcarty, Dec 13 2012]

Out the door into the world of people who do this?
-- rcarty, Dec 11 2012


English or American siren?
-- normzone, Dec 11 2012


and today's incomprehensible rant is brought to you by [rcarty].
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 11 2012


Nobody's separating *my* private parts.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 11 2012


At least they're reasonably compact incomprehensible rants. They seem to have a koan-like way of bitch-slapping you right in the neocortex.
-- spidermother, Dec 12 2012


Not incomprehensible... just swimming seas that would drown most methinks.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 12 2012


Well, this particular methink is floundering a little.
-- spidermother, Dec 12 2012


Yes , well this is all the halfbakery is practice for, multitudinous subjectivities. These divide the mind as well.

Really turn the mind against itself, once I accept your statement on some level as snot being wkaljd liol asde ncekl ekje.
-- rcarty, Dec 12 2012


How else should a shower head possibly be regulated I ask you?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 12 2012


That's sort of an understanding of communicative action.
-- rcarty, Dec 12 2012


This is excellent. Twisting the shower head to change the jet shape could convert police siren to air raid siren.
-- calum, Dec 12 2012


That's just a very visible orientation towards will.

Our subject, Will, is not affected.
-- rcarty, Dec 13 2012


I like drawing annotations.
-- rcarty, Dec 13 2012


That shows you lack that mirror. You can see how authority would approve but you cant interpret your own action.
-- rcarty, Dec 13 2012


This does not bother you? What I mean is just look at the rules they follow to see if they would approve.
-- rcarty, Dec 14 2012



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