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Halfbakery: Vs The Real World
Post more programming ideas   (+3, -3)  [vote for, against]

Post more computer programming ideas so I can excuse my constant access of this site while I'm at work.

"See, boss, I was getting advice on dynamic memory allocation for untyped variable arrays..."

Like he knows what that means, right? Point is, if it looks technical, I'm OK.
-- globaltourniquet, Apr 30 2001

Hacker Typer http://hackertyper.com/
Assuming you're still employed at the same place under the same boss... [Cuit_au_Four, May 10 2016]

Just open a second window and keep it on an actual programming idea-type in some words in an annotation box- leave them there... Have your much more important regular window doing the actual search and rescue and/or destroy missions
-- thumbwax, Apr 30 2001


Mayday Mayday Mayday. Please, for the love of god(dess) and/or jutta don't open a 2nd or a 3rd or a 16th account.
-- thumbwax, Apr 30 2001


I vow to remain singular. Besides, could you really mistake my unique charm if I did clone myself that way?
-- globaltourniquet, Apr 30 2001


Well I'm half-way there already. I ensure that all my programming is done half-assed.
-- globaltourniquet, May 01 2001


ravenswood--Better still, skins for Excel, Access, WordPerfect, Visual Basic, Visual C++, etc. Oooo, that would be neat. The other day the Division Director stuck his head around the corner unexpectedly and I had an Excel spreadsheet up checking the feasibility of a Hyper Diaper for disposing of baby poo. He didn't catch the significance of the of the numbers, but it was a close call.
-- Dog Ed, May 01 2001



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