Two gigantic white canvases stand somewhere in the woods. Two teams of impressionists approach, slowly. Their stealthy crawl is burdened by a heavy load: each carry an arsenal of paint guns and a broad palette of ammunition.

Then, all hell breaks loose.

When the smoke clears, a panel of eminent art-critics evaluates who has created the best Seurat-esque painting.
-- Ehrm, Oct 04 2005

Seurat http://www.artchive...s/seurat/bridge.jpg
[Ehrm, Oct 04 2005]

The New Idea Powerpointillism2
which came from this. [dbmag9, Oct 20 2005]

(?) Paintball art http://verbs.colora...s/art-paintball.jpg
Not quite what [Ehrm] had in mind, maybe - but paintball art nonetheless [wagster, Feb 10 2008]

And there I was, thinking this would have something to do with Powerpoint. How silly of me.
-- dbmag9, Oct 04 2005


I, too, have been deceived.
-- Cuit_au_Four, Oct 04 2005


More like Pollocks.
-- coprocephalous, Oct 04 2005


//And there I was, thinking this would have something to do with Powerpoint// you'd be griping about the category by now.
-- po, Oct 04 2005


Picture Jack Nicholson as the Joker (Batman 1989) and his gang doing this.
-- Shz, Oct 04 2005


paintball art is baked.
-- schmendrick, Oct 04 2005


An oversize ink jet printer.
-- bristolz, Oct 04 2005


I read this as Powerpoint Nihilism.
-- theircompetitor, Oct 04 2005


they could have something like a giant ink-jet printer mounted on a truck, which would create an image on any surface by firing paint bulelts in just the right spot. Like uber-high-tech graffiti.
-- Gallo Pinto, Mar 14 2007


Havabun for giving art critics something important to do!
-- quantum_flux, Feb 10 2008



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