A lawnmower endowed with (a) GPS and (b) an automated cut-height-raiser-and-lowerer. Oh and (c) software and things.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 18 2012 similar Crop_20QR_20codesmine prints on a larger scale [evilpenguin, Oct 18 2012] lawn prints in Pakistan - so... baked? http://www.aanchal....rints-by-gul-ahmed/ [pashute, Oct 21 2012] "Where there is grass there is opportunity to advertise" http://www.bestsignsqld.com.au/ [pashute, Oct 21 2012] a real lawn printer http://www.petapixe...ing-photosynthesis/but using photosynthesis [pashute, Oct 21 2012] Zen_20Garden_20Lawn_20Mower One of my first ideas on half bakery...... [xenzag, Oct 21 2012] "But where is the absurdity?!"
-Jeremy Clarkson-- Alterother, Oct 18 2012 Does it kill (a) cats, (b) moles ?-- 8th of 7, Oct 18 2012 Depends on the font.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 18 2012 Periphery peripheral.-- placid_turmoil, Oct 18 2012 Periphery, peripheral, periphery, peripheral, Mow the cats and moles, periphery peripheral!-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 18 2012 Only if it can print across suburban lawns on a massive scale perhaps spelling out "we have drowned in a pool of suburban inanity" across three neighborhoods. (so it must be installed on every mower and include less/more watering, types of grass, and fertilizer)-- Voice, Oct 19 2012 That would work only if everyone cooperated. If you had a dissident or two, you'd get "we have owned poo - ban it"-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 19 2012 Did it once by manually adjusting the mowers height. The neighbors didn't really like my artistic values.-- wjt, Oct 20 2012 Philestines!
Anyone could see that it was a mowsterpiece.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 20 2012 Tell me, where is fancy bread, In the heart or in the head?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 20 2012 [+] also, see links.
Which gives me an idea: "jump [here] for http://{link}"
Or: "Test page. Your lawn is out of grass. Please replant and jump on the [OK]. "-- pashute, Oct 21 2012 random, halfbakery