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A lawnmower endowed with (a) GPS and (b) an automated cut-height-raiser-and-lowerer. Oh and (c) software and things.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 18 2012

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mine prints on a larger scale [evilpenguin, Oct 18 2012]

lawn prints in Pakistan - so... baked? http://www.aanchal....rints-by-gul-ahmed/
[pashute, Oct 21 2012]

"Where there is grass there is opportunity to advertise" http://www.bestsignsqld.com.au/
[pashute, Oct 21 2012]

a real lawn printer http://www.petapixe...ing-photosynthesis/
but using photosynthesis [pashute, Oct 21 2012]

Zen_20Garden_20Lawn_20Mower One of my first ideas on half bakery...... [xenzag, Oct 21 2012]

"But where is the absurdity?!"

-Jeremy Clarkson
-- Alterother, Oct 18 2012


Does it kill (a) cats, (b) moles ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 18 2012


Depends on the font.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 18 2012


Periphery peripheral.
-- placid_turmoil, Oct 18 2012


Periphery, peripheral, periphery, peripheral,
Mow the cats and moles, periphery peripheral!
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 18 2012


Only if it can print across suburban lawns on a massive scale perhaps spelling out "we have drowned in a pool of suburban inanity" across three neighborhoods. (so it must be installed on every mower and include less/more watering, types of grass, and fertilizer)
-- Voice, Oct 19 2012


That would work only if everyone cooperated. If you had a dissident or two, you'd get "we have owned poo - ban it"
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 19 2012


Did it once by manually adjusting the mowers height. The neighbors didn't really like my artistic values.
-- wjt, Oct 20 2012


Philestines!

Anyone could see that it was a mowsterpiece.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 20 2012


Tell me, where is fancy bread,
In the heart or in the head?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 20 2012


[+] also, see links.

Which gives me an idea: "jump [here] for http://{link}"

Or: "Test page. Your lawn is out of grass. Please replant and jump on the [OK]. "
-- pashute, Oct 21 2012



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