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Product: Weapon: Food
Projectile Vomiter   (+2, -5)  [vote for, against]
Hurls projectiles over great distance

Rather than use lethal or typical non-lethal force against alleged suspect, use a projectile vomiter.
Capable of regurgitating man-made (read: artificial) vomit-like substance a great distance with pinpoint accuracy.
Standard warnings before using this device include:
Throw up your hands!
Get those hands up Chuck!

If alleged suspect does not comply:

*Erk*
-- thumbwax, Aug 21 2002

Projectile Creamed Corn http://www.noshame....ipts/cain980911.htm
An ode. [polartomato, Aug 22 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

wish this had been Projectile Vomit Man (superhero)
-- po, Aug 21 2002


no, cats heave up furballs - ew
-- po, Aug 21 2002


Ah - a custard gun!
-- DrCurry, Aug 21 2002


In "Minority Report" the police carried "sick sticks".
-- waugsqueke, Aug 22 2002


Keg beer usually does the trick quite well.
-- Mr Burns, Aug 22 2002


Note we are talking about artificial. I think you just have to capture the g**-awful smell of the real thing, and spray that.

But this still cuts very close to mace, pepper gas and the like. Distance delivery mechanisms exist for all sorts of non-lethal forces.
-- DrCurry, Aug 22 2002


Mephista - it's not a cat puking, it's a weapon.
-- thumbwax, Aug 22 2002


I don't get what those links have to do with this idea, other than they share a mention of the concept of vomiting.

You're right, though. Puking cats are not funny, especially when you're the one who has to clean it up.
-- waugsqueke, Aug 22 2002


Projectile Keg Beer vomit could also be considered a weapon, but aiming and timing get very difficult..
-- Mr Burns, Aug 22 2002


Squirt gun with creamed corn.
-- polartomato, Aug 22 2002


Creamed corn.
-- angel, Aug 22 2002


See link. This whole 'fake vomit' thing is nothing new... neither is projectile creamed corn, methinks...
-- polartomato, Aug 22 2002


Baked. "Ghostbusters". Quote - "He slimed me !"
-- 8th of 7, Aug 22 2002


Darn, it's already here. I wanted to call it a "Chunderbuss".
-- DonBirnam, Feb 27 2004



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