Public: Politics: Lies
Promise to increase public lifespan   (+1)  [vote for, against]
First, name a river in your electorate "The Life River"

A campaigning politico can truthfully promise that he will increase his electorates' lifespan by X percent every year if elected. Then, once elected, build progressively longer bridges across the river.
-- AusCan531, May 14 2013

Many lives spanning bridge https://en.wikipedi...t_of_Messina_Bridge
Sicily [4and20, May 14 2013]

This works in Sicily, which has very long-lived people and the longest unbuilt bridge.
-- 4and20, May 14 2013

What a wonderful new lie you've discovered!

// will increase his electorates' lifespan //

sp.: constituents' lifespans
-- Alterother, May 14 2013

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