Business: Bar: Theme
Pubseidon Adventure   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
Upside down

I just thought, if I was there, rather than panicking, I'd have a nice cold pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
-- theleopard, Mar 08 2012

Depending on how many beers you have you might not even notice that the room keeps tilting.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 08 2012

Do you know where your towel is?
-- Alterother, Mar 08 2012

I don't mean to be gross, but I keep reading this as Pubeseidon Adventure.
-- nomocrow, Mar 08 2012

It took me a little while to get that it was an upside-down- sinking-ship-themed pub. At first I thought it was poignant allegory.
-- Alterother, Mar 08 2012

It works on so many levels [Alterother].
-- theleopard, Mar 09 2012

Yes. It's beautiful.
-- Alterother, Mar 09 2012

Wonderful, except for the drunks that keep kicking the chandeliers.
-- Cedar Park, Mar 11 2012

You wouldn't go and rescue your Mum and your (ex-) girlfriend, then ?

// Do you know where your towel is? //

A cricket bat might be more practical, in the circumstances ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 11 2012

//Wonderful, except for the drunks that keep kicking the chandeliers //

We put the tables that fell off the floor over the chandeliers. The framework makes for a nice footrest, the bulbs keeping your feet warm.

Despite some initial niggles and complaints, the bar staff are becoming accustomed to their new upright perspective, and can walk up and down the bar freely now that we've installed the harness rail that slides along with them. Making drinks upside down isn't so hard, once you get used to pouring up.

Work is still ongoing in the lavatories...
-- theleopard, Mar 12 2012

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