A chronological database of snide, sarcastic, cynical, and snipey comments from atheists and social sublimators. It will work itself out.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 21 2013

<does best Bender impersonation>

"We'll make our own Purgatory, with blackjack and hookers..."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 21 2013


Will this be part of a two-volume work, the other being a chronological database of stupid, harmful, discriminatory and moronic comments from theists and social desublimators?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2013


Thank you.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 21 2013


<<link>> Goddamn it why can't anyone get my shit straight? I said go out in the woods and take mushrooms, not run a global racket for institutionalized child abuse. Is it the way I'm saying it? Jesus h mfing christ why does everyone keep forsaking me? Its a real self esteem killer.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 21 2013


So, what, Indulgences are just a day off from religion? Like a hall pass? Now that is more like my kind of religion.

Would there be anything to prevent someone from buying more of these, say 365 a year? Also, does the clock of religious merit run on whilst you're indulging, or would I have to make up the time by being extra-pious afterwards?

Also, do truffles count?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2013


Well I've started on the truffles anyway. Hope that's OK. And for the sake of argument, is it OK to classify foie gras as a mushroom?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2013


I hate myself. Does anyone have a glass of vinegar?
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 22 2013


Ach, sponging off people again ...
-- 8th of 7, Jul 22 2013


Would the //chronological database// start in Year 1?
-- xandram, Jul 22 2013


//Ach, sponging off people again ...//

Notice that he didn't say he'd provide the glass, either.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 22 2013


//start in year one?//. Either I am missing your irony or that is not a snide sarcastic cynical snipey comment, and thus you are a usurper here in purgatory.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 22 2013



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