Product: Toaster
Real Toaster   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
Real Toast is cooked on an open fire

A toaster is fitted with a hopper for powdered oak granules, and a feed mechanism. As toasting is underway, an archimedes' screw raises the dust to allow it to sprinkle in fine streams onto the red hot element.

A sensor detects when the element has cooled, and passes a small brush back and forth a few times to clear any ash.
-- pocmloc, Jan 23 2010

Sounds nice. +
-- xenzag, Jan 23 2010

extra smoky flavor.
-- WcW, Jan 23 2010

A control knob on the side adjusts smokiness, of course. Plus a selector for oak, apple, or walnut granules, each loaded into different hoppers.
-- pocmloc, Jan 23 2010

random, halfbakery