Sport: Hockey
Restaurant Kitchen Hockey   (+3, -10)  [vote for, against]
Indoor Sports

I think one could find most all the equipment needed in the kitchen. Colanders make good face masks, strapped on with shoestrings. Pot holders for elbow and shin pads. Dutch Oven helmets will be very heavy, maybe an 8 qt. sauce pan would be a lighter helmet.

Cut a nice, round center slice of a good size Rutabaga to use as a puck. Giant spatulas are great as hockey sticks. Face off in the center of the kitchen. Goals can be huge strainers. If you must, navigate around the counters. Don’t play near boiling pots of water or a hot oven. Waiters are the goalies. They may use serving trays as shields.
-- xandram, Dec 01 2005

It's still not a new idea, but now you can add a smelly fishbone from the garbage bin.
-- DrCurry, Dec 01 2005

bring on the bones!
-- xandram, Dec 02 2005

-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 02 2005

Wow, this idea has gotten a lot of bones recently!! I didn't know people looked at crappy, old ideas...
-- xandram, Jul 12 2011

[-] It brings to mind a comedy-skit where a NHL team opens a restaraunt (on ice) during the off-season, but besides that, meh.

But I went and bunned Aeolian Earrings and KnickKnack Hats if that's any consolation... though I note that your Idea list has a suspiciously high bun:bone ratio.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 12 2011

Thanks [FT] - it's not my fault I got buns- I actually brought this one up to get more bones!! One needs a well-balanced profile!!
In the past I had actually purposely posted this bogus idea to try to get [DrCurry] off my back! He slammed every idea I posted back then!
Also, there were a lot more active 'bakers, therefore one got a lot more voters!
-- xandram, Jul 13 2011

//In the past I had actually purposely posted this bogus idea to try to get [DrCurry] off my back!// yep, mean ol'baker that... like [daseva] but wearing pants.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 13 2011

Why bones? [+]

Sorry, changed to [-]
-- pashute, Apr 26 2014

random, halfbakery