When poison is desirable, but not an option (entertaining in-laws? your boss? your soon-to--be ex?). Turn to the Revenger's Tragedy Cookbook - a collection of revolting recipes. Here's an example: Crappit Heids (Scottish recipe) Take some fish (eg herrings). Wrap them in a cloth. Insert into a cavity of a dry stone wall. Leave for a couple of months. Retrieve them: serve up. Enjoy!
-- Miss Bianca, Apr 22 2003

publish and be damned.

get it printed and in the shops for christmas. +1
-- po, Apr 22 2003


where's thumb? he might appreciate this and UB would marinade to perfection.
-- po, Apr 22 2003



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