Similar to the water softener option on washing machines this coffee maker would have a sealed whiskey container. The user would use buttons to select between "none" and "me lady just betrayed me".
-- Voice, Jul 17 2015

Waste of whisky. Skip the coffee and have a bun instead.
-- pocmloc, Jul 17 2015


//"none"//

Which would, of course, mean “just a wee dram”.
-- ytk, Jul 22 2015


This made me laugh. What the hell, have one on me. +
-- blissmiss, Jul 22 2015


What Bliss said. [+]
-- 21 Quest, Jul 23 2015


Great idea that needs a better name. +
-- xenzag, Jul 23 2015


Irish Coffee Maker?
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 23 2015


Java 'n James? Rise and 'shine? (+)
-- whatrock, Jan 12 2016


" Great idea that needs a better name. + — xenzag, Jul 22 2015 "

Agreed - I tried attaching this device to my nipple but there's just not enough area for a reliable purchase without getting it pierced.
-- normzone, Jan 12 2016


I thought this would be something allowing me to nurse directly from the coffee maker. Some sort of modification would be welcome: it is tough to cram my giant head into the space occupied by the carafe and since I must lie on my back, if I cannot keep up with the flow a lot winds up in my nose. Sort of coffee waterboarding.
-- bungston, Jan 12 2016



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