Science: Health: Public Bathroom
Robotic Mobile Portapotty   (+6, -3)  [vote for, against]
Inspired by Flocking Road Cones

Don't you hate when there isn't a bathroom when you need one?

I was thinking that we could also install AI and mobility into a portapotty.

They would wander around and stuff, and would go back to a designated collection spot to get cleaned.

It seems that prtapotties are seen near construction sites alot, too.
-- DesertFox, Feb 13 2005

FRC Flocking_20Road_20Cones
FLOCKING ROAD CONES! [DesertFox, Feb 13 2005]

AfroAssault's Mobile Toilet Psychedelic_20Mobile_20Toilet_20Cube
Kinda reminds me of this, only not as hilarious. [jaksplat, Feb 13 2005]

'Round here they chain them to something so that vandals can't tip them. I can't see that blue chemical being much good for the electronics so your probably going to have to give them the capability of defending themselves, perhaps a sprinkler mode.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 13 2005


Hahaha! Or zzzaaappppp! Electroshock them when deactivated?
-- DesertFox, Feb 13 2005


Where would their intelligence tell them to wander to?
-- half, Feb 13 2005


They could go sniff out some bad, um, smells?
-- gnomethang, Feb 13 2005


If the portapotties could dump themselves (in the proper location), that would be a real plus.
-- robinism, Feb 13 2005


They could dump into large district portapotties that then assemble at county portapotties ...
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 13 2005


And throw a party for your pet. A pettypottyportaparty.
-- robinism, Feb 14 2005


And if you organise them politically, dress them in Paris fashions made out of spud starch you could have the pret-a-porter potatopettyportapottyparty Party. I'd vote for them.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 14 2005


Once you invent this, I will be quick to invent mobilepotty surfing.

Whoa! Dude. Hang ten-a-potty.
-- Blumster, Feb 14 2005



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