Business: Hotel
Roller Racking Capsule Hotel   (+3)  [vote for, against]

This idea simply combines the capsule hotel with roller racking technology to create a space-saving hotel with all the charming cosiness of roller racking and the sleek metal construction and top-notch engineering of the capsule hotel. There may be a disconcerting feeling of motion if the racks are moved by someone in the middle of the night, but no more than if you were sleeping on a night train.

Creatively-written fire safety certificate available for inspection at reception.
-- hippo, Apr 05 2018

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We have a rack'n'roll theme going here.

{crickets chirp}

But anyway, I'm calling dibs on the movie script which starts with someone shouting "Fire!" in one of these facilities, and ends with the credits rolling on a rack.
-- pertinax, Apr 05 2018


...and if it was a film about a fire in an underwater roller racking capsule hotel the music playing over the closing credits could be "Rolling In The Deep"
-- hippo, Apr 05 2018


Bad news for sleepwalkers...
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 05 2018


// Creatively-written fire safety certificate available for inspection at reception. //

<frantic waving/>

Oooh ! Oooooh ! Can we draft that, please ?

Hmmm, "The value of units can go down as well as up" should fit in nicely ... somewhere.

The occupants would need to enter the pod head first; positive pressure ventilation at the head end would expel odours through a vent in the entry hatch.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 05 2018


[8th] This isn't the Mortuary Hotel - that's next door
-- hippo, Apr 05 2018


Are you dead certain about that ?

<winds crank on roller rack motel/>

"We see dead people.... "
-- 8th of 7, Apr 05 2018



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