Food: Salad
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Soccer Ball and a Perfect Salad!

Soccer ball with an access panel to the inner chamber. Open the ball, Insert salad ingredients and dressing then play a pickup game at lunch. After the game open the ball and consume your well mixed and dressed salad.
-- jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007

Actually inspired by this-
[jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007]

(?) How to make a delicous salad
Complicated recipe [evilpenguin, Nov 10 2015]

Heh,you could play lettuce lottery.
-- skinflaps, Sep 10 2007

More appetizing than what I expected.
-- phundug, Sep 10 2007

Actually inspired by a product that you rolled with your foot on the ground for making concrete.
-- jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007

I was expecting something more like tennis elbow.
-- lostdog, Sep 10 2007

And totally not inspired by the term "toss your salad"...?
-- DrCurry, Sep 10 2007

I thought soccer(for the non NA crown this would be football) primarily involved kicking a ball around on the ground with your feet?
-- jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007

Do you feel like Roundehouse, Bowlslaw or Ceazorb salad tonight?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 11 2007

The salad would be all icky after kicking it around. Hot, wilted and overly tossed. Sorry [-]
-- xandram, Sep 11 2007

i'd bun it if was a vegetable-themed costume ball. i'll be the hot tomato in the corner nibbling the corn.
-- k_sra, Sep 11 2007

Who came as the corn?
-- theleopard, Sep 11 2007

For what we about to receive, lettuce play.
If ball had blades inside, it could function as a liquidiser to make a smoothie for drinking after the game.
-- xenzag, Sep 11 2007

//Who came as the corn?//

he's such a lucky man. : )
-- k_sra, Sep 11 2007

nah, he's really corny...
-- xandram, Sep 11 2007

that, too. but i love him anyways.
-- k_sra, Sep 11 2007

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