A well sharpened cutlass of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
-- benfrost, Jul 01 2006

wear a glove Cheese_20Gauntlet
[jaksplat, Dec 31 2008]

useful for fighting off vegetarian pirates.
-- tcarson, Jul 01 2006


mmm... delicious
-- javajean, Jul 01 2006


For those on a trans-fat free diet you could offer a lite sabre.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 02 2006


Useful for sword swallowers!
-- bungston, Jul 02 2006


YaaaaaHarrrrrrr ! [+]
-- monojohnny, Jul 02 2006


<removes trusty beef bayonet from concealed inner leg holster...>

ENGARDE!

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-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jul 02 2006


*bites off part of blade* GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

oh dear... metal...

*sword is sliced up... along with me*
-- jabberbox, Jul 02 2006


"Veal my wrath!"
-- bungston, Jul 02 2006


How can I make my own Damascus Schnitzel Sabre you ask? Why, simply beat your meat!
-- wittyhoosier, Jul 03 2006



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