Almost no one wants to die. But that cryogenic stuff? Let's face it, you're going to freeze your nuts off for a questionable result. And for those people that opt in to just freezing their head -- what the hell is wrong with you?

At Schrödinger Boxification, we offer you real immortality, just enter when ready -- sure, you may die anyway -- but no one will know, unless they check -- and who really wants to open a coffin?

Now available at a funeral parlor near you.

(inspired by hippo's linked idea)
-- theircompetitor, Aug 14 2012

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[theircompetitor, Aug 14 2012]

These are well and truly baked and widely known to exsist, I'm surprised you missed it. Pharao's were buried with their cats in pyramids for these precise reasons.
-- zeno, Aug 14 2012


Precisely. Kill the cat first …
-- 8th of 7, Aug 14 2012


There were millions of cats buried in the Egyptian deserts. Schrödinger missed the boat by several thousand years I suspect.
-- UnaBubba, Aug 15 2012



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