Make soup out of Schrodinger's cat, so when they ask "Is it soup yet?" you can say, with Heisenbergian certainty, "Well... it is, and it isn't!"
-- globaltourniquet, Jul 06 2001

The Bong Game http://www.halfbake...edy_20Suffix_20Club
[goff, Jul 06 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Would the soup be served in a box?
-- PotatoStew, Jul 06 2001


I vote for and against this idea.
-- Jim, Jul 06 2001


But don't you run a 50% chance of boiling a live cat?
-- Dog Ed, Jul 06 2001


Its all perfectly fine until your spoon starts behaving like a wave...
-- RobertKidney, Jul 06 2001


erm... what...
-- RobertKidney, Jul 07 2001


"The poor boy changes clothes
And puts on after-shave"
-- globaltourniquet, Jul 07 2001


(As if everybody here would know Exactly what he was talking about)
-- lubbit, Jul 07 2001, last modified Jul 10 2001


Well that's one way to lose these walking blues
-- goff, Jul 09 2001


Hang on .. I think you'll find we're playing the Bong game..see my annotation to the Secret Comedy Suffix Club
-- goff, Jul 10 2001


(a-wa) O kodwa u zo-nge li-sa namhlange
(a-wa a-wa) Si-bona kwenze ka kanjani
(a-wa a-wa) Amanto mbazane ayeza

-- globaltourniquet, Jul 10 2001


Waitress: "The soup of the day today is French Onion... or *is* it?"
-- PotatoStew, Aug 20 2001


"Waiter, I've got a wave in my soup"
-- juanmanandez, Nov 26 2001


This doesn't have much to do with soup, but plenty with cats and their existence.

In "News of the Weird," I read about a CIA operation that involved implanting a microphone inside a cat so that operatives could "overhear" the evil plans of evildoers. They also implanted an antenna in the cats tail so it could transmit the messages received through the microphone. Unfortunately, the initial test run was ruined when the SpyCat was run over by a taxi.
-- zaphod12, Nov 28 2001


"Waiter, my soup *is* a wave!"
-- phoenix, Nov 28 2001


Its too metaphysical when I'm hungry
-- stantronic, Oct 14 2002


This would explain why "crouton" sounds like a kind of particle...
-- friendlyfire, Dec 12 2002


I love the fact that the voting on this idea is dead even. So appropriate.
-- krelnik, Dec 12 2002


Beautiful idea. I'll vote yes if someone else will give it a no.
-- eritain, Jun 05 2003


Certainly a meal to make a P.E.T.A. member catatonic. Or is soup a meal? I'll have to ask George Costanza. Pass the oy-veysterettes, please.
-- CaptCaption, Jun 05 2003


CERN + croutons = shake+bake
-- epicproblem, May 18 2006


Which way do you skin this cat?
-- pertinax, May 18 2006


Depends on its spin. Or strangeness.
-- gardnertoo, May 18 2006



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