Einstein bot learns to
smile on its own, machine learns
to make expressions
[anno2]
Solar cells costly yes
But Nanopillars make cheap
cells, promise the future
[see anno]-- goodmars, Jul 10 2009 science fiction haiku http://www.scifaiku.com/index.htmlmight be news someday, technology advances, five more syllables [jaksplat, Jul 10 2009] Nanopillars, solar cells http://www.scienced...07/090709170757.htm [goodmars, Jul 11 2009] Robot Learns To Smile And Frown http://www.scienced...07/090708181206.htm [goodmars, Jul 12 2009] Science News http://www.sciencenews.org/Muse for Haikus [csea, Jul 12 2009] Cats Can Manipulate http://www.scienced...07/090713121348.htm [goodmars, Jul 14 2009] submit your techie haiku http://www.thinkgeek.com/haiku/?cpg=98Hwin $50 [jaksplat, Jul 15 2009] SciKu http://sciku.tumblr.com/ [goodmars, Jul 16 2009] New Scientist column evil_20freedom_20foundation [theleopard, Jul 16 2009] Weiner dogs! http://www.sciencen...%2C_short_new_trick [goodmars, Jul 17 2009] Energy Stove http://sciku.tumblr...o-sound-to-electric [goodmars, Jul 20 2009] (?) Holy Shit - Man Walks On Fucking Moon http://store.theoni...oon-1969-p-332.html [hippo, Jul 21 2009] New magnet installed In underground cyclotron Hopefully this time...-- wagster, Jul 10 2009 Science News Haiku Like other haiku schemes here Will become a list.-- bungston, Jul 10 2009 I don't think it will -
Lists are frowned on in the 'bakery.
But I could be wrong.-- normzone, Jul 10 2009 Wrong indeed you are For scientific haiku deserve a croissant-- 8th of 7, Jul 10 2009 Your annotation Is not merely cryptic, but Ignores the verse form-- 8th of 7, Jul 10 2009 Solar cells costly yes
[see anno]-- goodmars, Jul 11 2009 not a real OS:"cloud" model based on Linux; will be even worse.-- FlyingToaster, Jul 11 2009 //cloud model based on Linux// ummm sounds like seven to me!
(but ... normzone scored nine out of 7)-- kindachewy, Jul 11 2009 edited it-- FlyingToaster, Jul 11 2009 Cape Canaveral: storm may delay shuttle launch. Petrels point and laugh.-- jutta, Jul 11 2009 Jutta engages In a possible list what Ever comes next-- MadnessInMyMethod, Jul 11 2009 Silly contraption
If it is solar powered,
gets many croissants-- Bad Jim, Jul 11 2009 21 questions needs to revise his own stuff before telling on others-- daseva, Jul 11 2009 daseva has failed
his last line was too lengthy
And Quest did his well.-- Bad Jim, Jul 11 2009 But where is the news Of science promised ? Here we Sadly find it not.-- 8th of 7, Jul 11 2009 Gosh oh my oh no Inside the halfbakery Our jutta's been cloned-- blissmiss, Jul 11 2009 A haiku with four Lines would surely be most strange. Have we missed something ?-- 8th of 7, Jul 11 2009 DARPA EATR bot eats plants for fuel. how cool! Will it eat us next?-- sninctown, Jul 11 2009 My meanderings: Why five, seven, five syllables? Most use seventeen.-- FlyingToaster, Jul 11 2009 Einstein bot learns to
[anno2]-- goodmars, Jul 12 2009 methinks there are too
many negatives, let's change!
vote for positive!-- goodmars, Jul 12 2009 Fusion research now closed. With immediate 'fect. Find pink slip attached.-- 4whom, Jul 12 2009 Global warming news:
Far worse than last predicted
Yet still we dither-- BunsenHoneydew, Jul 12 2009 Grant available! Prove that smoking is healthy. Researchers queue up.-- DrBob, Jul 12 2009 There was a researcher who, like you, Tried composing his findings in haiku. At meetings they shunned him, No funders would fund him, And his students all came out on striku.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 12 2009 Elegant. Simple. Mass times the speed of light squared Equals Energy.-- DrBob, Jul 13 2009 Elegant, simple, But not really science news. More like science olds.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 13 2009 Well that depends upon your timescale surely?-- DrBob, Jul 13 2009 Gened tree grows faster
Popular fish avoids brink
People's smile count, more-- wjt, Jul 14 2009 Kitty knows what it wants
It can manipulate you
too to do its deed
[ano on cats]-- goodmars, Jul 14 2009 Swine Flu is comingPandemic media stormGo and wash your hands.-- hippo, Jul 14 2009 men create faux sperm may yield a steady supply men are obsolete-- po, Jul 14 2009 German consortium Plan solar power programme In African sun-- zen_tom, Jul 14 2009 in po's manless worldpo unable to reach high shelfor lift heavy things-- hippo, Jul 14 2009 Songs about science:"She blinded me with Science!"by Thomas Dolby-- hippo, Jul 14 2009 ...Extract from page 3 on the Japanese Sony Walkman instructions, under the heading "Dolby NR" pressing this button considerably reduced is noise on walkman-- zen_tom, Jul 14 2009 //men create faux sperm may yield a steady supply men are obsolete//
Women take control, Wipe out the redundant sex, Who'll make faux sperm now?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2009 what is a man for removing spiders from bath and help with jewell'ry-- po, Jul 14 2009 taking out the bins remembering sports results and eating leftovers
hmm, talking of which i could use a ladyfriend my flat is a state!
oh dear I've stepped over the mark a bit there a chauvinist git-- zen_tom, Jul 14 2009 The think about haiku Is that it doesn't rhyme much Which I don't laiku.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2009 Atom panicking! Has he lost an electron? Yes, he's positive.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2009 Hey [zen], you forgotabout bicycle mainten--ance and map-reading.-- hippo, Jul 14 2009 Oh yes! So I did! while we're at it, who's going to change all those bulbs?
[po] I would think twice before writing us quite off we might be handy!-- zen_tom, Jul 14 2009 wouldn't dream of writing you off or [hippo]
I'd even help with the flat if you get some beer in!-- po, Jul 14 2009 Careful, I might take you up on that! Although, conversely, if I drink enough beer, I don't mind quite so much about the (un)tidiness of the flat. In this way, a natural equilibrium emerges.-- zen_tom, Jul 14 2009 hippo zen tom po create poems as they go about their business ;-)-- blissmiss, Jul 14 2009 nice.-- FlyingToaster, Jul 15 2009 [jaksplat] did link to a site with clever haiku <Yoda> Happen, did.-- 4whom, Jul 15 2009 Universe is vast. Haiku explains science fast. No rhyming allowed.-- Yappa, Jul 15 2009 welcome yappa
breaks require a pointy thingy break then br - then pointy break sorry not good with code
oh, ask one of the clever people...-- po, Jul 15 2009 Angle brackets!
Hi [po]! <waves across the water>-- wagster, Jul 15 2009 anglo (angry brackets) hah!
waves back - kinda more alcohol than water - hee hee-- po, Jul 15 2009 Thanks for the tip, po/wagster. Now that I'm armed with breakability I'll try another lame effort: Science haiku riles. We protest poetically. Self-referential.-- Yappa, Jul 15 2009 Star Wars reference appreciated 4whom may the force be with-- jaksplat, Jul 16 2009 whom?-- theleopard, Jul 16 2009 Most of the above "haikus" lack names of seasons. So, they're senryu.
This is the point where you call me a pedant, and maybe a right prick.
Which is fair, of course. I am not sure how to end. Refrigerator.-- shapu, Jul 16 2009 the SciKu movement
is afoot, read the link, enjoy
care to write? leave anno-- goodmars, Jul 16 2009 New Scientist gives Megalomaniacal Villain a column.-- theleopard, Jul 16 2009 an extra gene on the
chromosome: height they have not
but cute is the weiner!-- goodmars, Jul 17 2009 A stove that converts
heat to sound to electric
energy, no waste. happy-- goodmars, Jul 20 2009 What would Armstrong's third line have been?-- smendler, Jul 21 2009 Ouch, I fell over-- theleopard, Jul 21 2009 I think to myself What a wonderful wor-orld, Ouch I fell over? Nah! Doesn't work!-- DrBob, Jul 21 2009 one small step for man one giant leap for mankind one... singular sensation...-- RayfordSteele, Jul 21 2009 Cells apoptosing. Gene target validated! Cancer will be cured!-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2009 One small step for man One giant leap for mankind Fuck, I'm on The Moon!-- zen_tom, Jul 21 2009 ([zen] - see link)-- hippo, Jul 21 2009 One small step for man One giant leap for mankind One huge alien-- theleopard, Jul 22 2009 new solar powdered
lighter than hair device
she who lists last lists loosely
anno a dunno how should [anno]? anno half dough they could show brick who!
see [anno] ribs-- pashute, Jul 01 2013 Not this one again?! The inevitable list! I'm not joining in.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2013 random, halfbakery