Based on what your mom ate while you were gestating, a real guess as to what you were in previous lives.
Have your mom fill out a form, send me, oh, say, a hundred bucks, and I'll let you know what life forms the matter that became you inhabited before you became a human.
It'll be a mixture of stuff unless, for instance, your mom only ate pickles. In which case you were a pickle.-- doctorremulac3, Jun 30 2016 Sorry, it states right here, see, no reincarnation. https://en.wikipedi..._Bureau_Order_No._5Sorry about your loss. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 30 2016] A replacement for the grim reaper? http://thumb9.shutt...rtoon-345877502.jpgShould grim reaper be capitalized. [doctorremulac3, Jul 01 2016] Dish of the Day https://en.wikipedi...ers#Dish_of_the_DayAmeglian Major Cow [8th of 7, Jul 02 2016] How can this be? China has decreed otherwise. [link]
It... it just can not be.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 30 2016 // your mom only ate pickles //
That explains Hillary Clinton...-- 8th of 7, Jun 30 2016 I was once a bit of fertilizer. And I will be again. Good times, those.
<exits whistling 'Startdust'>-- RayfordSteele, Jun 30 2016 I have been seamlessly reincarnated as myself hundreds of times. Wow! It just happened again! And you know what, I can accurately remember what happened to me in previous lives such as, say, last Monday. It's uncanny.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016 The corollary of "you are what you eat" is "you will be what eats you".
I don't know enough French to know what form of "bon appétit" you would use when speaking directly to the entrée.-- lurch, Jul 01 2016 That's right. If I rub my crystal balls I can see what the future holds for your next life.
You're some kind of weird fungus, then you're a bunch of worms.
Unless you get buried at sea. Then you're a bunch of fish.
I know some people who've gotten a jump start on being a weird fungus in their current life.
Do you think the grim reaper should be replaced with a cartoonish looking worm licking his lips holding a knife and fork while wearing a bib? It's probably more appropriate.-- doctorremulac3, Jul 01 2016 // French ... you would use when speaking directly to the entrée. //
Sp. "french"
Apparently they speak fluent English <link>.-- 8th of 7, Jul 02 2016 Trump = 55% bat guano, 35% cactus, 15% brick dust, 4% hogweed sap, 1% sardine scales, 0.01% intelligent protein-- xenzag, Jul 02 2016 That's a lot of Trump.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 02 2016 He always gives more than 100%.-- xenzag, Jul 02 2016 random, halfbakery