Food: Meat
Self-Turning Kranskys   (+5, -1)  [vote for, against]
Let them self-govern

Cheese-packed sausages make tasty explosions, then sit and burn. If a series of staggered partial incisions in the rind of the kransksy, coupled with synchronously implanted nodules of cheese, the cheese-packed sausage would rotate slightly on every cheddar blast.

This way the ground pleasure pellet can be recovered and consumed, while pleasure still exists in the savouring, following increasingly lengthy periods of neglect.
-- mylodon, Apr 03 2008

An Anzac thing, it seems. [DrCurry, Apr 03 2008]

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For no reason in particular, other than it came up in Google. [DrCurry, Apr 03 2008]

Does that last sentence make more sense if we get BabelFish to translate it into French and back? - "In this way granulates it ground pleasure can be recovered and consumed, whereas the pleasure always exists in savouring, following increasingly prolonged periods of negligence." - Hmm, no.
-- hippo, Apr 03 2008

Oh, /Kranskys/
-- coprocephalous, Apr 03 2008

A searing indictment of the downside of drug abuse, methinks.

But + for the idea. (Googling suggests the sausages might need to be frozen first.)
-- DrCurry, Apr 03 2008

Self-tending barbeque meats - the way of the future.
-- normzone, Apr 03 2008

random, halfbakery