Science: Health: Bandage
Self-scratching casts   (+2)  [vote for, against]
Sorry, no cast category.

So you have gone through the excruciating pain of breaking one of your limbs, and the, (if you're lucky) slightly less excruciating pain of having it re-set.
Do you really need to suffer the added insult of having it itch unbearably for the next month or so?
The answer my friends is, not anymore. <begin fanfare>
This year FryCo. introduces, <end fanfare>, a pre-cast, post-set, self-winding, size-adjustable, anti-bacterial wrap with micro fingers which, (very gently) massage, increase blood flow, and best of all reach all of the places inside of your cast that the back-scratcher with the fingers broken off just can't seem to reach.
Alternate name; Casting Aspersions.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 23 2004

Kinda Related http://www.halfbake...ic_20Plaster_20Cast
[DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

on the casting couch?

excellent!
-- po, May 23 2004


Plaster of Parisian masseur.
-- FarmerJohn, May 23 2004


Fab idea, [2 fries], but I'm not getting how it actually works. Witholding baked goods.
-- lintkeeper2, May 23 2004


witholding? thats a good trick :)
-- po, May 23 2004


Can't you just put ants in there? More seriously, I would have thought that st3f's electric cast could take care of the scratching, too.
-- DrCurry, May 23 2004


<must have 2'nd keeper of lint’s baked goods, think damit, think>
Uh, ok um, tiny push rods activate miniature scissor mechanisms that have these little rubbery nubbins on their ends in a...a gel coating. Yeah that's it, that's the ticket. <wipes sweat from brow>
Casting couch castigation completely copasetic. Can't contest Curry’s' cast rating ;)
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 23 2004


What Cutie Finster said.
-- The Kat, May 23 2004



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