Instead of a cuckoo, at the appointed hours during your holiday, a small Johnny Rotten head emerges from inside the clock, and gobs out a jet of sticky goo, which shoots across the room and lands on the soil of your carefully positioned potted plant.

This goo is a plant feeder mix, and is sold separately.

At other times and with minor adjustments, Johnny Rotten can be re-aimed, re-filled and timed to shoot out blobs of honey that splat down on your breakfast toast.

Not to be used for gobbing unto unwelcome guests.
-- xenzag, Aug 04 2019

Well this is just gonna work hand in hand with my flow-hive system.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 06 2019


Isn't the esteemed Mr. Rotten the gentleman who now appears in tweeds advertising Country Life butter?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 06 2019


Everyone on the Halfbakery loves a good clock idea. I'll use this to add a splash of milk to my cup of tea.
-- hippo, Aug 06 2019



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