We need to reverse christmas and easter and celebrate death and life in the order that they come in nature. Or at least we should mix them up a little and make santa female for instance and celebrate ejaculation in december and birth in april. Or I guess that is what that holiday in new orkeans is about that is right inbetween.
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2012

Mistletoe kissing and more... http://deoxy.org/time/sabbats/12-21.htm
[pocmloc, Dec 20 2012]

Mardi Gras http://upload.wikim...ceMardiGras2009.JPG
[JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2012]

Carnival http://famouswonder...n-rio-thumbnail.jpg
[JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2012]

La Mercè http://img.pen.io/505ad6afe591e7.86263762
[JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2012]

//ejaculation in december and birth in april// So, for marmosets?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 20 2012


surely its in the right order already then & Jesus should know surely.
-- po, Dec 20 2012


XXXmas for hardcore types.

Sadly the history of religion isn't as straighforward as the yearly routine, which most people are actually zealous about.
-- rcarty, Dec 20 2012


So Jesus is a marmoset?
-- tatterdemalion, Dec 20 2012


Jesus was most likely a fall baby, so perhaps we should celebrate his procreation in Decemberish? Where is New Orkeans? Is that where the Orkin Army is?
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 20 2012


And here I was thinking that time was continuous, and one year's Christmas is followed by the next year's Easter... Hrmm... Is there something the Mayans weren't telling us, perhaps?
-- In No Particular Order, Dec 20 2012



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