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She's such a doll!   (+4, -4)  [vote for, against]
Because real babies don't come with instructions

My idea is a flesh coloured babygrow that makes a real baby look like a doll. It would be flesh coloured with a large visible label. These items would be custom made. Such a babygrow for one of my children would be as follows:

Light pink colour (the newborn size would be reddish in colour as our babies are rather red when they have just been born). The label would read something like the following:

Made in England
100% organic
Hand wash only 38C
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron

For some of you the label could read:
Made in USA/Product of more than one country

<edit> OK - I'll spell it out... we're expecting another :)
-- david_scothern, Dec 07 2008

What's a babygrow?
-- Spacecoyote, Dec 07 2008

so a wash and care tag..... for babies. Do we sew it directly to the baby in some discrete location?
-- WcW, Dec 07 2008

"Dishwasher-safe" ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 07 2008

A babygrow is a UK term for a romper suit (I think). Does that help?
-- david_scothern, Dec 07 2008

david this is silly!

& some babies are black...
-- po, Dec 07 2008

It had better say something damn interesting for this to be an idea.
-- WcW, Dec 07 2008

Parts made in Japan, assembled in Mexico...
-- ye_river_xiv, Dec 08 2008

It's like a chia pet, but instead of grass there is just more vomit and manipulation.
-- daseva, Dec 08 2008

some babies are blue as well.
-- mylodon, Dec 08 2008

po - note that they would be custom made, and the light pink colour is only the example for my kids...
-- david_scothern, Dec 08 2008

//. .we're expecting another//

We scientists think we've found what causes it.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 08 2008

There does seem to be a certain correlation between these arrivals and certain other similarly infrequent events, yes.
-- david_scothern, Dec 08 2008

...and lest we forget, "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater".
-- xandram, Dec 09 2008

congratulations david.

dolls should look like babies and not the other way round though.
-- po, Dec 09 2008

I did forget to say Congratulations!
-- xandram, Dec 09 2008

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