These would include a device to make ice on one's shoulder, a large wearable potato chip, again for the shoulder, a xanthous belly, a spine stiffener, and a liftable hackle.
-- Voice, Oct 08 2008

...wrist-mounted microphone for speaking off the cuff...
-- Canuck, Oct 08 2008


.... integrated neck heater for getting hot under the collar ..... [+]
-- 8th of 7, Oct 08 2008


Implantable hand and footholds at chest level, in order to allow others to 'get on your tits'.
-- zen_tom, Oct 08 2008


Adjustable harness for the monkey on your back.
-- sambwiches, Oct 08 2008



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