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Science: Health: Disinfection
Shop-Vac Nasal Attachment   (+4)  [vote for, against]
I want to breathe again...

A very simple nasal extractor like the snot sucker bulbs bought for babies. With an end that fits over a standard shop-grade vacuum hose.

That's all.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 17 2016

Sick day https://xkcd.com/1157/
The mouse-over text is particularly applicable to this idea [lurch, Aug 17 2016]

Better than a shop vac. http://www.skytamer.com/1.2/2002/2075.jpg
[whatrock, Aug 18 2016]

You might want to get in touch with an Egyptian mortician.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 17 2016


I'm sure a small piece of wire mesh would prevent any lumps of brain matter from being sucked out and causing damage to the vacuum cleaner.
-- xenzag, Aug 17 2016


The problem is that the soft tissues collapse and occlude air flow. Although that makes a very attention-getting sound.
-- bungston, Aug 17 2016


Just add a hole in the side of the tube that you can partially cover with your hand to regulate the suction applied to your nose.
-- scad mientist, Aug 17 2016


hmm, you could cut the end off of one of those dental irrigation syringes and suck the snot out that way.

Grody but effective.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 17 2016


Det cord ?
-- 8th of 7, Aug 17 2016


A regulator would be a given but when would a snotty baby venn a commercial workshop?
-- wjt, Aug 18 2016


This is for me, not for the kid.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 18 2016


...or you could use a nasal tampon, a nampon if you will.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 18 2016


Definitely det cord, then.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 18 2016


The older Egyptians had tools to pull the brain out through the nose to make their mummies. This sounds like a vast improvement on that technology.

(Throw away that brain stuff. He'll have no need of it in the afterlife.)
-- popbottle, Aug 19 2016


When would an intelligent person, with a contagion, venn a comercial workshop? you bigger ... .
-- wjt, Aug 20 2016


// to make their mummies //

How did they make their daddies, then ?

// He'll have no need of it in the afterlife. //

It's pretty clear he's got no need of it now ...
-- 8th of 7, Aug 20 2016



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