Want the madness to end? Can't convince someone else that it's over?

For a small fee, we will deliver to the time and place of your choosing, a large woman with robes, horns, spear and shield will belt out a few notes indicating that It Is Over.

Perfect for ending long committee meetings, breakups at restaurants, fights, inane conversation, and other unwanted interactions with the clueless.
-- timpestuous, Jun 26 2003

Mrs Merton aka Caroline Aherne http://carolinescom...carolineaherne.html
[po, Oct 17 2004]

One possible vendor of this service http://www.geocitie...raypages/index.html
Art by [RayfordSteele] [bristolz, Oct 17 2004]

At last, a job for blissmiss! (With padding, of course, I'm not trying to suggest anything about her shape.)
-- DrCurry, Jun 26 2003


Mr. Burns: the results for "Fat Man" are actually worse...
-- DrCurry, Jun 26 2003


They could charge double-rates on Friday afternoons.
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 26 2003


DC, set me thinking... I can just picture blissy hosting a chat show. Mrs Merton eat your heart out.
-- po, Jun 26 2003



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