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Sport: Golf: Ball
Singing golf ball   (+5)  [vote for, against]
"Happy Birthday to you"

Once hit, the ball sings a tune for a few minutes, thus allowing the ball to be more easily traced.
Although, I think there might be some better tunes.
-- Ling, Sep 19 2006

Bing Crosby: Straight Down The Middle https://www.youtube...watch?v=XDkV_41qEVM
Jaunty little ditty about being unable to find a golf ball. [jutta, May 01 2016]

little holes pierced into the ball might make it *sing*
-- po, Sep 19 2006


The theme tune to Rainbow would be a goodun.
-- skinflaps, Sep 19 2006


For me it would have to be a very short song. Perhaps a spoken word version of the classic "Tequilla".
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Sep 19 2006


Better: Screaming golf balls.
-- Almafeta, Sep 19 2006


/Screaming golf balls/ Or if you hit a lousy shot they just snigger.
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Sep 19 2006


Water hazards and being clubbed could be hard on the electronics. Better not use fragile things like vacuum tubes.

Weight distribution that is off center would cause changes in flight character.

Maybe better to start with footballs, that are already unbalanced some.
-- popbottle, Apr 30 2016


Smashing iPhoneys with a golf club is Baked.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 30 2016



random, halfbakery