Each stair step of these stairs can, by means of advanced hydraulics and a remote control, be moved horizontally. Many uses present themselves:

- Customize the staircase to the dimensions of your abode.

- Create a wide-stepped stairway for the Southern belle or rheumatic grandpa.

- Make a variety of climbing walls. The automatic belaying winch and safety gate must be installed.

- Dial in a steep cliff that can’t be ascended, at bedtime upstairs, to feel secure from thieves.

With the stair step rotation option you can produce a multitude of differently shaped, slippery slides; fun for kids from 5 to 65.
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 21 2002

[farmer] seriously, my dog's sight is deteriorating and she stands at the top of the stairs, scared to descend. can these stairs somehow give her courage to take the first step.
-- po, Dec 21 2002


Doesn't Hogwarts have something like this?
-- bristolz, Dec 21 2002


Would it have a "random" mode?
-- half, Dec 21 2002


aw, I live in a bungalow.
-- bermo, Dec 22 2002


[Po] does your dog like slides?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 22 2002



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