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Product: Audio: Environment
Slightly Amplified Knitting   (+7, -1)  [vote for, against]
shared knitting experience

Slightly Amplified Knitting enables those who knit to further add to the experience by increasing the resulting sounds.

It consists of a set of knitting needles with built in mini-microphones that broadcast the resulting clickings and scrapings to a speaker hidden in the ball of wool. The volume is best set to slightly louder for maximum subtle effect.

also available: Slightly Amplified Knives, Forks, and Spoons
-- xenzag, Dec 29 2012

Waldo http://en.wikipedia.../Remote_manipulator
Remote Manipulator [csea, Dec 29 2012]

I knit, and I approve. Though me thinks you have a strange brain sometimes.
-- blissmiss, Dec 29 2012


Ha - a compliment.
-- xenzag, Dec 29 2012


tricoteuses [+]
-- pertinax, Dec 29 2012


// spoons // I'm not sure about this one, unamplified soup sucking noise is enough for me.
-- piluso, Dec 29 2012


I thought this was going to be about physical amplification - i.e. linking normal-sized needles to giant ones and knitting with 1" rope. See [link] for Waldo = remote manipulation.
-- csea, Dec 29 2012


Can't wait for the slow-mo close-up video of the knitting with highly amplified sounds.
-- st3f, Dec 29 2012


Hey you, are you here on official moderating business, or are you just glad to see us??? Hmmmm st3f, poo???
-- blissmiss, Dec 29 2012


kninjas.
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 30 2012


//rapiers swashing and buckling//

Avast! It's the Black Purl!
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 30 2012


Thank goodness...As long as it's not The Green Pearl.
-- normzone, Dec 30 2012


I do not know this term 'green pearl'... and I am not sure that I want to.
Do I want to?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 30 2012


How bout having the sounds trigger separate audio samples? So instead of the clicking and scraping sounds you would hear:

- explosions and gunfire - diabolical laughter - horror movie sound effects - porno movie soundtrack moans and groans - a step sequence of all the parts to Flight of the Valkyries - the latter being my favorite.

By step sequence I mean that with each loop, stitch and hook you get the next note in the song played. So it would be like: Loop-Dun... Stitch- Dun... Hook-DunDun... Parry (or whatever) Daaah... Etc. People would definitely say "Wow! What are you knitting?"
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 30 2012



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