Ensuring that all is secured on the slinging side.

Attach two heavily spiked anchors via industrial rubber bands to the ends of the rungs of a rope bridge. Then catapult the whole thing to one side of a river to the other by utilising natures very own trebuchets.

Shouting at the person upon the other side to "mind their feet!" will come in handy once releasing.
-- skinflaps, Jun 14 2006

not a slinky bridge then?
-- po, Jun 14 2006


slink yer bridge?

he, he
-- skinflaps, Jun 14 2006


is that an insult or what?
-- po, Jun 14 2006


if there are already people on the other side, why do you need this?
-- tcarson, Jun 14 2006


They might be having inbreeding problems, and might want you to come help them with that.
-- bungston, Jun 14 2006


//by utilising natures very own trebuchets.//

Trees?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 15 2006


This has *nothing* to do with insurance.
-- methinksnot, Jun 15 2006


Chill [po]

Treebuchets.

Zoot allures![methinksnot]You are correct.(slinks off)
-- skinflaps, Jun 15 2006



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