A Snail Scooter ressembles the kind of scooters drived by Mods although it is styled to make it look even more like a snail.
However instead of wheel it has an articulated plastic skirt along the length of it's underside, allowing the vehicle to glide over slime excuded from the front, in a manner similar to an snail. For this kind of transport you would need a reservoir of slime and a small power source (as people won't get too far on one of these).
Ideal for attending Slow Food Society meetings.-- Aristotle, Oct 23 2001 A German Scooter Page http://www.scooterstuff.de/It had the best scooter images I could find. [Aristotle, Oct 23 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004] Slow Food Society http://www.slowfood.com/Whose symbol is a snail. [Aristotle, Oct 23 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004] worm train http://www.halfbake...m/idea/worm_20trainYou can use your snail scooter to commute to the worm train station. It's only a matter of time before someone suggests "arachnid car". [hippo, Oct 23 2001, last modified Oct 17 2004] Wow, look at that S car go. *ducks* *runs*-- thumbwax, Oct 23 2001 Slow food? Personally, if it's mentally handicapped, I don't want to eat it. No offense to any and all mentally handicapped 1/bakers or their mentally handicapped pets.-- barnzenen, Oct 23 2001 I see that this vehicle could have a lot of appeal for punsters ...-- Aristotle, Oct 23 2001 No need to duck on my account, thumbwax. I happen to think lame puns are lame because they're lame, not because they're puns. Some puns, though, are wonderful things, and I think yours is one of the wonderful ones.-- beauxeault, Oct 23 2001 Darn, I was just going to post some slime skates.-- FarmerJohn, Sep 07 2002 To help the Earth and stop/reduce/reverse "Global Warming" it should be solar powered. Also, I like the slime idea...but, we will need something to clean the slime trails off the sidewalks. Also, will it be unaffected by snow melt salt?-- Blisterbob, Mar 20 2007 HAHAHA oh god... "Look at that 'S' car go".... oh jeez... I laughed my eyestalks off.... Hey, why not take all the oil and crap we've been polluting the world with and use it as slime for our S-cars? Recycling! I like the wierdness here. I say [+] for this idea, and [++] for the S-car pun, that was nice. I've heard it before, I can't remember when, nor can I imagine any time to use it other than right there, at the top o' the comments.-- TahuNuva, Nov 20 2007 random, halfbakery