inspired by this annotation @ "Sneaker that looks just like a dress shoe" @ hb

You make *squeak* that dress *squeak* look beautiful *squeak* You ain't *squeak* bad your *squeak* elf, Mr. Fan-*squeak*-cyPants. *squeak* Hold *squeak* me closer *squeak* What, *squeak* this tux? You *squeak* know, I *squeak*... — thumbwax, Dec 05 2002
-- popbottle, Jul 07 2014

could use a link.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2014


Ssshhh, Don't help him out. I like watching him go to extra lengths to accomplish the easy. I'm sadistic that way.
-- blissmiss, Jul 07 2014


[bliss] you're getting meaner as you grow younger.

Bun the idea of course: very surprisingly "sneaker oil" isn't a common phrase.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 09 2014



random, halfbakery