Keeps pants from riding up while sitting or becoming uncomfortable after a big meal.-- uniball2, Dec 07 2001 Elastic only goes so far and it tends to hurt the skin. Plus, pants with elastic waistbands are kind of tacky.-- uniball2, Dec 07 2001 Wear a python. It operates the same way.
Well - an anaconda, if you prefer.-- neelandan, Dec 07 2001 Aren't there already belts with elastic built in? If that's not fashionable enough, perhaps it could be camouflaged.-- phoenix, Dec 07 2001 Missed opportunity (neelandan): "Wear a boa."-- beauxeault, Dec 07 2001 Wouldn't this take the fun out of wearing those hot new superlow jeans? I mean, we wear them precisely *for* the possibility of giving our hind-side viewers an occasional dose of plumber's butt ...
I can't good in good conscience croissant anything that might reduce the sheer pleasure of being a girl.-- 1percent, Dec 07 2001 I think those low jeans look goofy anyway, like 'My mommy couldn't afford to buy me new clothes'.-- StarChaser, Dec 08 2001 are they what we used to call hipsters?
what are those silly trousers that have the crotch (nearly said crutch) around the knees?-- po, Dec 08 2001 'Hipsters', yes.
The 'crotch at the knees' thing is called 'house'...as I understand it <which may be wrong; caveat emptor>, it's short for '<in the> big house', ie jail, where they take your belt away and your pants slip down. Manages to look even more dumb than the hipsters...-- StarChaser, Dec 08 2001 In her latest crappy video, Britney Spears wears a pair of hot-pink undies *over* her own superlow leather jeans. It's a look ... more or less.
I'm fairly certain that Britney's mommy can afford to buy her a few new things; whether or not anyone could call them 'clothing' is another matter.-- 1percent, Dec 09 2001 She bought herself a couple of new 'things' too...Keep wanting to stick a pin in her jahoobies and see if they'll pop...-- StarChaser, Dec 09 2001 snuggling is good,
the snuggle belt is a good idea-- 0_owaffleo_0, Mar 20 2003 I like it. It should easily adjust to your changing dimensions... kinda like a belt with more than one buckle hole.-- FloridaManatee, Mar 20 2003 random, halfbakery