Fashion: Belt
Snuggle Belt   (+1, -3)  [vote for, against]
A continually adjusting belt that modifies its tightness while it is being worn. With adjustable snuggle settings.

Keeps pants from riding up while sitting or becoming uncomfortable after a big meal.
-- uniball2, Dec 07 2001

Elastic only goes so far and it tends to hurt the skin. Plus, pants with elastic waistbands are kind of tacky.
-- uniball2, Dec 07 2001


Wear a python. It operates the same way.

Well - an anaconda, if you prefer.
-- neelandan, Dec 07 2001


Aren't there already belts with elastic built in? If that's not fashionable enough, perhaps it could be camouflaged.
-- phoenix, Dec 07 2001


Missed opportunity (neelandan): "Wear a boa."
-- beauxeault, Dec 07 2001


Wouldn't this take the fun out of wearing those hot new superlow jeans? I mean, we wear them precisely *for* the possibility of giving our hind-side viewers an occasional dose of plumber's butt ...

I can't good in good conscience croissant anything that might reduce the sheer pleasure of being a girl.
-- 1percent, Dec 07 2001


I think those low jeans look goofy anyway, like 'My mommy couldn't afford to buy me new clothes'.
-- StarChaser, Dec 08 2001


are they what we used to call hipsters?

what are those silly trousers that have the crotch (nearly said crutch) around the knees?
-- po, Dec 08 2001


'Hipsters', yes.

The 'crotch at the knees' thing is called 'house'...as I understand it <which may be wrong; caveat emptor>, it's short for '<in the> big house', ie jail, where they take your belt away and your pants slip down. Manages to look even more dumb than the hipsters...
-- StarChaser, Dec 08 2001


In her latest crappy video, Britney Spears wears a pair of hot-pink undies *over* her own superlow leather jeans. It's a look ... more or less.

I'm fairly certain that Britney's mommy can afford to buy her a few new things; whether or not anyone could call them 'clothing' is another matter.
-- 1percent, Dec 09 2001


She bought herself a couple of new 'things' too...Keep wanting to stick a pin in her jahoobies and see if they'll pop...
-- StarChaser, Dec 09 2001


snuggling is good,

the snuggle belt is a good idea
-- 0_owaffleo_0, Mar 20 2003


I like it. It should easily adjust to your changing dimensions... kinda like a belt with more than one buckle hole.
-- FloridaManatee, Mar 20 2003



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