Food: Gum
Sore Throat Chewing Gum   (+5)  [vote for, against]
Two birds with one stone

Sore throat chewing gum helps sooth sore throat while also working the jaw muscles to help relieve congestion and increase blood flow.
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 30 2020

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Not quite the same thing at all ... [8th of 7, Feb 01 2020]

If you made a bubble gum version you'd have something to put your nasal mucus in ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 30 2020

This is not such a stupid idea. And I know stupid.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 30 2020

They don't have this? Why don't they have this? They have to have this.
-- doctorremulac3, Jan 30 2020

Not yet a thing yet, but I found your fist medical endorsement.
Dr. H. Robert Silverstein of Hartford offers his patients a different remedy than lozenges: chewing gum. [link]

So as it now stands, one out of ten doctors recommend jhomrigum to their patients.

Hey... I found the first one. The next eight are on you.

...and you might want to work on a better product name.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 30 2020

Technically it's two.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 30 2020

No, no. Ten out of ten doctors never agree.
Ever. Not anymore.

Not since the twenties or so anyway. Y'know, the good old days, when you could just toodle on down to the apothecary for a flap of snuff and a dram or two of morphine to get one through the day.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 31 2020

It's extremely doubtful if the increasing restrictions on the availability of such medications have been of any social benefit whatsoever; in fact the consequences seem to be entirely negative.

Also, <link> ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2020

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