A secret lanquage entirely based on words and phrases in spam emails. The idea being that the messages would potentally go unnoticed if they were ever retrieved.
-- bob, Jul 24 2016

Baked. The Reptilian invaders already distribute their commands to their agents via The Shopping Channel, which no humans ever actually watch.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 24 2016


I used to watch the shopping channel pre-internet. it seemed so futuristic to buy things from the TV
-- bob, Jul 24 2016


What does the following translate as ? :

but wait there's more

only $29.95

not one, not two, but eight new

hello bob, why are you smiling today

was secret until now
-- popbottle, Jul 24 2016


Read this idea before they ban it!
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 24 2016


[+] for [LimpNotes]
-- pocmloc, Jul 25 2016



random, halfbakery