Tired of the rain dripping off your hat and down the back of your neck?
Spinning windows, on ships, maintain visibility even in the roughest storms.
This hat is modeled on the same principles. When activated, the brim and outer section spin at high speed, hurling any rain that falls on it off horizontally, keeping you dry even in the worst of rainstorms.
Warning: do not use in crowds, as you will simply soak passers-by instead of yourself.-- DrCurry, Feb 23 2006 Spinning Window http://www.ogp.noaa...tas/stratus/069.jpgImagine this horizontal, made out of oilskin. And no boat. [DrCurry, Feb 23 2006] Artist's impression http://www.villageh...dia/puritan-hat.jpgBatteries and motor concealed in tower. (Buckle extra.) [DrCurry, Feb 23 2006] is it true that the erection is hidden in the sketch? http://www.giantste...ages/hats/U3320.jpg [po, Feb 23 2006] SpinBrella#1117087782 [xaviergisz, Feb 23 2006] The eye-catching flashy spinning sun hat Similar, but for the sun. [Worldgineer, Feb 23 2006] - and if a bird craps on your hat, it will spray the sticky, corrosive, white goo in a beautiful arc across the faces of those standing next to you.-- hippo, Feb 23 2006 Yes!
love the drawing!-- po, Feb 23 2006 [po: I am sure you could find an erection *anywhere* !]-- DrCurry, Feb 23 2006 (link) Add a solar panel on it and you can use it when it's sunny. Why? Oh, just to make it sparkle. Did I mention you should add sparkly and dangly things to it?-- Worldgineer, Feb 23 2006 Can we have multicolour leds in the brim to illuminate the fleeing drops?-- wagster, Feb 23 2006 Can we get it with a lip on the brim and a single hole in the lip so the water spirals outward?-- Shz, Feb 24 2006 random, halfbakery