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Culture: Amusement Park: Ride: Water
Spinny Water Slide Cushion   (+2)  [vote for, against]
One-way turning wheels on the bottom that impart a spin as you go down the slide.

These wheels have ratchets inside them so they're locked when facing downslope on one side and roll when facing downslope on the other side. This would cause the seat and rider to spin as they slid down. The faster they slide, the faster they spin.

The centrifugal force should project most of any resulting vomit over the sides of the slide to keep the water relatively clean.

You could also make versions for snow and if you're really insane, just put on larger wheels and ride it down a hill. Body bag not included.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 31 2017

"Just sign the waiver here, here, and initial here."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 31 2017


After the accident we kept asking him if he knew his blood type for when the ambulance arrived. He just kept saying "Be positive", but it was hard under the circumstances.
-- doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2018


He was obviously more optimistic than the last accident victim I helped. I told him he was going to die unless we knew his blood group, and he just said "Oh."
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 02 2018


Maybe he just knew it was his time. Gotta be respectful of that.
-- doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2018


If it didn't cost much it would be centrifrugal.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 02 2018



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