Today when my friend Rob’s phone rang, he handed it to me. I answered and received an earful from his beloved. After a few minutes of venting she calmed down, and we had a friendly chat about various things. Afterwards I realized that this could be a valuable service: the next time my wife decided to tear me a new sphincter she could call Rob and bitch to him about me.

Thus I propose Spousal Sponsors as a simple but effective way to mitigate domestic tension in a safe and private manner.
-- nuclear hobo, Jun 22 2007

The old ball and chain getting to you? Yeah, I know how it goes. Lemme give you an example of something that happened. Take my wife, please! Oh, wait, I don't have a wife.
-- ye_river_xiv, Jun 24 2007


My name _is_ Rob, I support this idea. And, your wife is hot, dude. We're meeting later this week to discuss your shortcomings. [+]
-- Noexit, Jun 25 2007


More people, talking more. Always helps.
-- wagster, Jun 25 2007



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