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Star Jumps Chicken Wire   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
chicken wire with star jumps pattern

Chicken wire is useful but long overdue a makeover.

I've already created a B52 version so I thought I might invent a star-jumps edition, which is composed of a continuous series of interconnected wire figures all making star-jumps.

If used to contain chickens, there is always the remote possibility that they will try to immitate the depicted figures.

It's best just to view the illustration for total clarity.
-- xenzag, Oct 13 2020

Star Jumps Chicken Wire https://sodabred.tu...s-an-idea-by-xenzag
[xenzag, Oct 13 2020]

"Lovely complicated machine" https://en.wikipedi...be_Goldberg_machine
Like this, [xenzag]? [neutrinos_shadow, Oct 13 2020]

Wire bending cnc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dykosw63QV8
[xenzag, Oct 13 2020]

Human Shaped Pylons https://medium.com/...e%20and%20powerful.
[AusCan531, Oct 14 2020]

Umm. Ommm.
-- whatrock, Oct 13 2020


A lovely complicated machine would do the work nicely.
-- xenzag, Oct 13 2020


How about crucifix chicken wire to keep out vampires ?

Silver plate it, and it would keep out werewolves too.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 13 2020


The figures can wear crucifixes if you want. Print them out and draw them on.
-- xenzag, Oct 13 2020


I was hoping for a pattern that looks like a jump to light speed. But it would probably look like a spiderweb more than anything.
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 14 2020


I was thinking of a celebrity vaulting over a very low fence.
-- pertinax, Oct 14 2020


Great ideas....get your pens and pencils out and start drawing. You can have Star Jumps 2 and 3.
-- xenzag, Oct 14 2020


The Icelanders have a similar idea about forming human shapes from metal - but WRIT LARGE. [link]
-- AusCan531, Oct 14 2020


I might make either Hitler or Trump Wire. Trump Wire would be great for fencing in those pesky Mexicans he hates so much, and they could pay for its manufacture.
-- xenzag, Oct 14 2020


Email that to him, when he gets re-elected he'll give you a job in his administration.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 14 2020


Like I've always said, I autobun anything with associated artwork.
-- doctorremulac3, Oct 14 2020


For Trump, razor wire and licence plate manufacturing seems more appropriate.
-- AusCan531, Oct 16 2020


Just from the title I was thinking, is this anything like Fonzie jumping the shark?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 16 2020



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