Computer: Word Processing
Stasis Wordprocessor   (+5, -1)  [vote for, against]
For when yo'u've got an essay/report to hand in tomorrow morning

Simple enough really. A word processor that warps time arounf its user. Thus what might seem to you like an hour of typing, only five minutes have passed in the outside world. I anticipate such a product would sell very well with the sort of student who stays up till 2am the night before an essay has to be handed in to write it.
-- imagooAJ, Dec 08 2000

The only problem with that is after 4 hours of typeing, 20 min in the real world, you are bound to be tired and not feel like doing anything for the rest of the day.
-- barnzenen, Dec 08 2000

That would have to be a very dense word processor with a strong gravitational field, then? If trends of both code bloat and miniturization continue, we might well be on our way.
-- jutta, Dec 08 2000

Professional writers would like this too. :)
-- arghblah, Dec 27 2000

Peter: then you would have to use a time accelerator to reverse the effect of premature aging -- then you could live in the future sooner then the rest of the world!
-- tentacle, Jan 06 2001

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