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Business: Service: Personal: Emotional
Stump Restore   (+7, -1)  [vote for, against]
Company reinstalls stumps in lawn

Regret paying for a pricey stump removal on your lawn? regret having that extra spot you now have to mow?

Reverse the decision by having another stump put back in its place. Chose between look-alike stumps or choose to upgrade to a stump of an exotic hardwood.
-- bob, May 01 2020

Definetly halfbaked. I can see big demand, with dentists also taking note. [+]
-- xenzag, May 01 2020

The stump removal company could offer regret insurance when you book them to remove the stump. That way you could change your mind and have a stump reinstalled free of charge, or at a significant discount.
-- pocmloc, May 01 2020

Our stump is still present, but if someone removed it I would miss it terribly. There are beautiful little violets growing out of it. I have talked to it before. Don't tell anyone that part though.
-- blissmiss, May 01 2020

For you , [blismiss], can we recommend standalone Stump Insurance? For a modest monthly premium, you can rest assured that should your stump for any reason be accidentally removed, that a replacement will be installed at no extra cost to you.
-- pocmloc, May 01 2020

What if, due to the method of removal, the place where the stump was can best be described as a "Water-filled crater" ?
-- 8th of 7, May 01 2020

Oh, [pocmloc], another SSI policy. Probably about as good as the one I get now...hahaha. Thank you for providing for my stump. We are grateful.
-- blissmiss, May 01 2020

[Blissy] concerning your chat with the stump did it respond in any way or just sit there happy and content? Asking for a mattress friend on Sqornshellous Zeta.
-- whatrock, May 02 2020

Baked. I've used Stump Brothers and Stan's Stump Emporium but if they're busy you can always just call Jiffy- Stump.
-- doctorremulac3, May 02 2020

Mr. Rock, it acted quite like the stumps that follow us around all the time. Like, sneaky like, you know...Right?...wink, wink.
-- blissmiss, May 02 2020

random, halfbakery