Fashion: Suit
Suit for the eye   (+19, -1)  [vote for, against]
Smartly dressed and bright eyed

If you are someone who wears eyeglasses (such as this particular baker), you'll know that dirty specs are an unfortunate problem that requires immediate fixing.

I often employ the nearest piece of material for this job which envariably is a shirt. This is not ideal and often serves to smudge the lens and not clean.

I hate that. Smeary glasses.

The solution : functional fashion. A suit with the ideal glasses cleaning material (that small bit from your case), sewn into the inside of the suit or trouser pocket.
-- jonthegeologist, Apr 19 2005

Why not? you could have different cloths for different purposes.
-- skinflaps, Apr 19 2005


Until that day, sew a bit on the back of your tie.

[skin] - did that mean what I think it meant? Or did it mean something else?
-- wagster, Apr 19 2005


I have this problem. +
-- DesertFox, Apr 19 2005


Me too+
-- zeno, Apr 19 2005


Actually, I just let my glasses get dirtier and dirtier until my vision is reduced to 50%, then I wash them if I'm near a sink when I'm thinking about it.

Or I just wear contacts.
-- disbomber, Apr 19 2005


Suits yeux sir, suits yeux.
-- neilp, Apr 20 2005


we can't all borrow your cloth though [UnaBubba].
-- neilp, Apr 20 2005


...or you could have the suit tailored from shammy, hey that might make a decent overall.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 20 2005


//...or you could have the suit tailored from shammy// (chamois)

Hey, then you could stand at the end of the car-wash line and run a car-drying service with your suit!
-- disbomber, Apr 20 2005


//(chamois)// Isn't that a paint color?

Kidding. I was picturing the commercial with Al Jolsen in a tux on one knee saying, "Shammy, shammy"
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 20 2005


It's just ewe.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 20 2005


So it's not a pair of trouser legs to put over the... erm... arms of your glasses, and a pair of shoes and socks to go on the ends?

That's a thought, has anyone done that one yet?
-- Saveloy, Apr 20 2005


feel free [saveloy].
-- jonthegeologist, Apr 20 2005



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