License GPT-3 AI to make an app which responds to open-ended questions by using the basic text from "The Art of War". Actual GPT-3 responses follow:

How can we pivot our company's technology?

In warfare, a force of a hundred men or a thousand men is of no avail against a thousand scores of the enemy. Let your evolutions be crowned with success, avoid the direst misfortunes, and fight  not for insignificant stakes.

What should I do to prepare for my big date?

The general who advances without covetousness or fear, and draws ahead of his timbers and harness, may be likened to the north-wind, which, after it has swept the dust off the plain, leaves all things clean and auspicious.
-- borsumikko, Nov 09 2020

Why bother to create an app ? Simply get a comfy chair*, sit down by the river bank, and wait for the body of your enemy to float by ...

*With or without soft cushions; some may have all the stuffing at one end ...
-- 8th of 7, Nov 10 2020


A Sun Tzu chat bot could be done but a deep learning algorithm representation would need a Biography of data taught from a dedicated researcher.
-- wjt, Nov 14 2020


It would be very easy to create a Shih Tzu AI Oracle, which is where a small woolly dog stares at you until you give in and give it a biscuit.

In fact, this already exists.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 14 2020


You could turn up the volume and call it Lao Tzu.
-- pertinax, Nov 14 2020


The Art of War - My alternative wisdom:
When stabbing your opponent with crayons, be sure to use yellow ones that melt at 90 degrees if you want to make the blood stains become orange.
-- xenzag, Nov 14 2020



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