Men who prefer to dress upwards have a problem with maintaining that position due to the force of gravity. As a result, they feel uncomfortable. A new type of support briefs for these men that help maintain that position to prevent sliding down but with maximum comfort and without that tight feeling.
(Dressing Upwards/ Uppies: Men who prefer their penises to be pointing in the Upwards position of their briefs)-- likeaprayer999, Jun 11 2002 Koala swimwear... http://www.koalaswim.com/...er, sort of. Thanks, [waugsqueke]. Now I feel soiled, too. [phoenix, Jun 11 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004] Buy smaller pants.-- [ sctld ], Jun 11 2002 Do I want to know what he means by "dressing upwards?"-- yamahito, Jun 11 2002 huh?-- runforrestrun, Jun 11 2002 a system of cogs and pulleys and thick string might help. I say *might*.-- po, Jun 11 2002 Lay it over your shoulder.-- dare99, Jun 11 2002 Or out your collar like a novelty tie!-- dare99, Jun 11 2002 I see your point, I like to feel symmetrical. If I was a man I wouldn't feel symmetrical if I was left or right and it would drive me bananas.-- Helium, Jun 11 2002 you could always get a "prince albert" piercing. (look it up yourelf, it's too painful for me to look at the pictures).-- mihali, Jun 11 2002 that would assist my pulley system certainly.-- po, Jun 11 2002 "How's it hangin" ?
"It's not"-- Helium, Jun 11 2002 Baked. (I don't think y'all want me to post that link again.)-- waugsqueke, Jun 11 2002 Handstands. Yeah, that's right - learn to walk on your hands. That way, you've got gravity working for you. Otherwise, might I suggest duct tape?-- quarterbaker, Jun 11 2002 The only reason I can see for this is if you like the excitement of seeing your one-eyed snake peering out the waistband of your jeans. Which would not go down well in polite society.-- pottedstu, Jun 11 2002 I believe certain african tribes wear special cups that allow for these occurrences. By simply having a dome to accomadate any position, the wearer can comfortably resume everyday function without having to adjust his equiptment. So instead of fabric, mens undergarments should be constructed from a solid free-standing material. This way, there is plenty of room, wheter it should hang or be in it's upright position. I would also like to point out that your idea is really just an observation. Now excuse me while I patent my Free-Standing Unddies!-- JesseOQ, Aug 01 2003 random, halfbakery