Swiss Army Beak and Nose Knife operates in the same way as any other fold away knife except for the shape of blades.

In this case, these are models on the nose and beak profiles of famous people and iconic birds. The noses are at one end and the beaks are at the other.

Birds in particular have an amazing range of beak sizes and types, from scalpel like humming birds to giant toucans. Human noses offer other opportunities - the chance (for example) when threatened to flick out a razor sharp version of the nose of Oscar Wild cannot be resisted.

When the knife is being purchased, the customer is offered a selection of noses, beaks and sizes from which to choose in order to fully customise their instrument. A great variety of sizes and shapes is on offer, making each combination totally unique.

You may like to have a very delicate miniature Marilyn Monroe nose blade to cut off the price tags from your latest expensive designer bag purchase, while an envelope from Revenue with a greedy tax demand might best require the beak of a large vulture.

Now who wants to cut the seal off a bottle of excellent London Gin using the fantastic nose of W.C.Fields?
-- xenzag, Jul 15 2025

All the Galapagos finches in one knife.
-- pertinax, Jul 15 2025


Totally possible.....my first version of this idea was as a beak and nose profile identification device, but the opportunity to use the noses and beaks as actual cutting instruments was too good not to be its primary purpose.
-- xenzag, Jul 15 2025



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