Product: Sex Toy: Dildo
Swiss Army Dildo   (+24, -5)  [vote for, against]
for when you're at a critical juncture where a compass/scissors/toothpick/etc. might be handy.


-- mrthingy, Jun 21 2001

Oh yeah!...Oh yeah!...Oh Baby!...is that something stuck in my tooth? That's better....Oh Yeah!...
-- Reverend D, Jun 21 2001


What does Switzerland need an army for anyway? Its not as if they ever join in if theres a war on.
-- Redbrickterrace, Jun 21 2001


Rostfrei!
-- The Military, Jun 22 2001


(...slightly uneasy about the kind of situation you might be in where, while using the dildo, you find you have to get a stone out of a horse's hoof...)
-- hippo, Jun 22 2001


[UnaBubba] Or a tiny tweezer, perhaps?
-- The Military, Jun 22 2001


Isn't Switzerland's military philosophy sort of the international equivalent of driving defensively--be ready for anything and you won't get taken out by some fool?
-- Dog Ed, Jun 23 2001


The Swiss military philosophy is much like their knives; you never know when it might come in useful. They've never really developed a Navy however.... nor a beachwear industry!
-- Ivy, Jun 26 2001


maybe the dildo could hold somehting the avarage dildo user would use, like: a tube 'o' lube, "the pill", or stuff lesbians use... + im suprised this is the only sex topic that is in the positive ratings
-- i-Mer, Feb 19 2002


"Excuse me while I whip this out...."
-- ConsultingDetective, Jan 29 2004


One suspects that if you need a corkscrew at this point you may have problems.

One suspects that if you need a miniature magnifying glass (which the Swiss knife doesn't have, but certain knockoffs do) -- you may have REAL problems.

And if he, she, or thee wants to do their nails, well...I'm sure there's something on cable.
-- dagonet, Jan 29 2004


Oh....I envisioned a set of different size and texture sex toys, all in one.

Would it include some swiss choclate?
-- normzone, Jan 29 2004


Heh I had this same idea but I thought of it as "survival dildo" and mine would be like those "Survival Knives" they sold on TV in the early 1980's all the time. U know, compass, fishooks, wire saw, matches, sewing kit, etc. +

"The blade is made from 420 molecular stainless!" - hmmm, 420 again. Must be a conspiracy...
-- Size_Mick, Jan 29 2004


420 is somewhat symbolic in pot smoking circles. The time 4:20 is the "international" pot smoking time to some stoners. Supposedly it originated as a police code for someone smoking marijuana. There is no conspiracy, your just being paranoid....
-- KLRico, Jan 29 2004


Actually 420 is national Get-High day, it is Hitlers B-day, the 20th of April.
-- Weirdo55, Feb 22 2004


Same day as the Columbine incident, too.

I always wondered when I'd see this idea in the "Recent 3" again.
-- AfroAssault, Feb 22 2004


Back to the dildo... I sure hope none of the "useful gadgets" are spring-loaded. A pick-axe and a parachute are great things... but only when you're ready for them.
-- MuddyBuddy, Feb 22 2004



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